Easter Jokes for Kids
Get ready to laugh this Easter with these fun and silly jokes for kids! Whether you’re looking for a few giggles at the breakfast table, some jokes to share during an egg hunt, or just a way to spread Easter cheer, these jokes are perfect. From bunnies and chocolate eggs to jelly beans and baskets, these kid-friendly Easter jokes will have everyone smiling!
Easter is such a joyful holiday and there is so much to look forward to with its arrival every spring. Old and new traditions in every family make the holiday so special and we’ve got a new tradition for you to add to the day: Easter themed jokes. Bunny puns are endless and we’ve got so many egg ‘yolks’ to get everyone into the spirit! My kids especially can’t get enough of the Easter bunny jokes!
Nothing sounds as good as laughter when you’re at the table with your family. Get the belly laughs really going with these hilarious Easter puns and jokes for kids. A fun idea is to print a joke out on a name card for every guest to read out during the meal. See who gets the funniest one – and maybe who gets the one with the biggest eye-roll response!
Funny Easter Jokes for Kids
Set the table for Easter brunch or supper with everyone’s favorite seasonal treat, hot cross bunnies and be sure to have a good laugh with these Easter jokes. There is no eggs-cuse not to laugh! If you’ve got a funny Easter joke to share, please post it in the comments below!
Here are 50 fun and unique Easter jokes just for kids! 🐰🥚🌸
- What kind of stories do Easter eggs like?
Yolk tales! - How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
Egg-cercise! - Why don’t bunnies ever get hot in the summer?
They have hare-conditioning! - What do you call a bunny who tells jokes?
A funny bunny! - What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?
IHOP! - What do you call a rabbit that won the lottery?
A millionhare! - How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare-plane! - What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker! - What happened to the dinosaurs?
They became eggs-tinct! - What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
An egg-straterrestrial! - Where do rabbits go after they get married?
Their bunnymoon! - What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
Jelly beans! - What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
Egg-hausted! - Why don’t you tell Easter jokes to eggs?
Because they might crack up! - How does a bunny stay cool?
With hare spray! - What’s an Easter bunny’s favorite sport?
Basket-ball! - What is an Easter bunny’s favorite kind of vegetable?
Eggplant! - What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance?
The Bunny Hop! - What’s an Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop! - What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny! - Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken! - What is an Easter bunny’s favorite state capital?
Albunny, New York! - Why was the bunny so lucky?
Because he had four rabbit’s feet! - What’s an Easter bunny’s favorite kind of restaurant?
One with 24-carrot gold service! - How does the Easter Bunny dry his fur?
With a hare dryer! - Why did the Easter egg go to school?
To get a little egg-ucation! - What do you call a rabbit who works in a hotel?
The bell-hop! - Why did the bunny go to the hair salon?
To fix his bad hare day! - What do you call a rabbit magician?
Hare-ry Potter! - How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
Because you never see a bunny wearing glasses! - Why didn’t the Easter egg cross the road?
It didn’t want to get scrambled! - What kind of bunny tells good jokes?
A pun-ny rabbit! - How do you get a bunny to work overtime?
Offer it a better celery! - What do you call a forgetful rabbit?
A hare-brain! - What do you call a transformer bunny?
Hop-timus Prime. - Why did the egg get thrown out of class?
For cracking too many jokes! - What do you call an Easter Bunny who loves to fight?
The Karate Hopper! - What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14-carrot gold! - What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite dessert?
Carrot cake! - How do bunnies like to stay fit?
They do hare-obics! - What do you call an egg that likes to go on adventures?
An egg-splorer! - What do bunnies say when they take a picture?
“PEEPS!” - Why did the Easter Bunny keep going to the doctor?
Because he felt egg-stra jumpy! - What kind of book does a rabbit like to read?
One with a hoppy ending! - What is an Easter bunny afraid of?
An empty basket! - Why did the bunny sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time! - What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit! - Why don’t Easter eggs tell secrets?
Because they might crack under pressure! - What is an Easter bunny’s favorite song?
“Don’t worry, be hoppy!” - Why do bunnies like to eat carrots?
Because it’s good for their bunny-tite!
These funny Easter jokes are sure to keep everyone in a good mood this Easter, leave the meltdowns to the chocolate bunnies!
Hope these bring lots of giggles and fun to Easter! 🐰🥚😆
Need a few more Easter activity ideas?
- These Flower Pretzels are a perfect salty and sweet treat that the kids can help with.
- Don’t forget to make some fun Easter Suncatchers to add to your windows!
- Get the Easter Printables ready for the kids at your family’s Easter celebration.
- This Easter Egg Potato Stamp art is so much fun and really gets those creative juices flowing!
