50 Valentine’s Jokes for Kids
Celebrate Valentine’s Day with laughter using these 50 adorable and funny jokes for kids! Perfect for cards, parties, or family fun, these jokes will bring smiles and giggles to everyone.
Valentine’s Day is all about love, laughter, and a little bit of fun—especially for kids! What better way to celebrate than with some adorable and hilarious jokes that are perfect for spreading smiles?
Whether you’re looking for cute punchlines to add to Valentine’s cards, giggles to share at the family table, or a way to brighten up a classroom party, this collection of 50 Valentine’s Day jokes for kids is sure to do the trick. Get ready to laugh, groan, and fall in love with these sweet and silly jokes!
Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids
My kids LOVE to tell jokes and we’ve rounded up 50 kid-friendly and fun jokes that are perfect for Valentine’s Day. We’ve got a list of them broken down into categories including Sweet and Simple, Pun-tastic Love, Adorable Animal Jokes, Food-Themed Fun and Extra Cheesy Love.
Got any to add to our list? Add them in the comment below!
1–10: Sweet and Simple
- What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I’m stuck on you! - What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts! - How did the whale ask the other whale out?
Whale you be mine? - What do you write in a slug’s Valentine?
Be slime! - Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t find a date! - What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers! - What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you! - Why did the skeleton break up?
He didn’t have the guts to commit! - What’s a vampire’s favorite way to say “I love you”?
You’re fang-tastic! - What do you call a very small Valentine?
A Valen-tiny!
11–20: Pun-tastic Love
- What did one light bulb say to the other?
You light up my life! - How do sheep say “I love you”?
I love ewe! - Why do melons never get married?
Because they cantaloupe! - How does a scientist show love?
With alchemy heart! - What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts! - What did the cat say to its Valentine?
You’re purr-fect for me! - Why did the bee get a Valentine?
Because it’s bee-loved! - What do you call a Valentine’s card from a dinosaur?
A dino-mite card! - What did one muffin say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
You’re my stud muffin! - Why did the music note break up?
It just didn’t resonate!
21–30: Adorable Animal Jokes
- What do owls say to each other on Valentine’s Day?
Owl always love you! - What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You’re fang-tastic! - How did the octopus propose?
With ten-tickles! - Why did the frog send flowers?
Because he croaked out his feelings! - What do rabbits give on Valentine’s Day?
Hop-tastic hugs! - What did the puppy say on Valentine’s Day?
I woof you! - Why do birds fall in love?
They just wing it! - How do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
With a scent-imental card! - Why don’t sharks write Valentine’s Day cards?
Because they’re too bitey! - What did the fish say to its Valentine?
I’m hooked on you!
31–40: Food-Themed Fun
- Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing! - What did one pickle say to the other?
You mean a great dill to me! - Why did the donut break up?
Because it found a hole lot of problems! - What’s a chocolate’s favorite Valentine’s greeting?
You make life sweet! - How did the pancake ask for a date?
I’m flipping for you! - Why did the ice cream get a Valentine?
Because it’s cool! - What do you say to a cupcake on Valentine’s Day?
You’re so sweet! - What’s a pretzel’s favorite Valentine’s message?
I’m twisted for you! - What’s a pizza’s Valentine’s wish?
You’ve stolen a pizza my heart! - Why did the grape give a Valentine?
Because it was raisin its feelings!
41–50: Extra Cheesy Love
- What’s the most romantic part of a pencil?
The point! - How do magnets show affection?
They’re drawn to each other! - Why did the clock fall in love?
It couldn’t stop tick-tocking about them! - What do you call someone who loves math on Valentine’s Day?
A “sum-body” special! - What did the phone say to its Valentine?
I can’t stop calling you! - Why did the boy give his crush a calculator?
Because she could count on him! - How do you know you’ve fallen for a baker?
You feel all dough-eyed! - Why was the calendar so popular?
It had so many dates! - What did the notebook say to the pencil?
You’ve got the write stuff! - How do clouds show love?
They rain kisses!
These jokes are perfect for Valentine’s Day cards, lunchtime laughs, or fun classroom activities!
Looking for more Valentine’s Day fun including craft and activities?
- With only three ingredients these Valentine Pretzel Hugs make the perfect easy and fun treat!
- Printable Valentine’s Day Lunch Box Jokes are so fun to stick in your kid’s lunchboxes!
- Brighten up your windows with these easy Heart Suncatchers!
- These printable Valentine’s Day Activities include Bingo, Word Finds, Sudoku and more!
